The plot, according to IMDB:
A disparate group are trapped on a remote island by a hurricane. On the island, a doctor works to make humans twice as small as we already are. This, apparently, will help prevent over population. Unfortunately, his experiments have also created some giant shrews. As the shrews run out of smaller animals to eat, they move in on the people in the house.
Here is a look at one of those killer shrews.
This looks like such a classic film. I can’t believe I’ve never heard of it until now!
According to Wikipedia,
Nattō (なっとう or 納豆) is a traditional Japanese food made from soybeans fermented with Bacillus subtilis. It is popular especially as a breakfast food. Nattō may be an acquired taste because of its powerful smell, strong flavor, and slimy texture.
According to my son, natto is like someone ate a lot of beans without chewing, and then sneezed. Somehow, I could not finish this breakfast meal. My youngest children refused to even try. Said one: “I thought you were against the idea of eating bugs and other gross things.”
A real estate company, Estately, used Google Trends in attempt to find what people in each state google more than people in other states. The results were interesting, to say the least.
The map above merely shows the top query for each state. Here is a selection of other top queries, by state:
ARIZONA: Conjugal Visits / Hippies / Scorpion Sting / How are babies made?
FLORIDA: Alligator Wrestling / Botox / Eyebrow Piercing / Hulk Hogan / Juviderm / Lice / Mazda Miata / MDMA / Obamacare / Stand Your Ground / Swingers / Viagra / What is sarcasm?
GEORGIA: Athlete’s Foot / Butt Implants / Cooking Crack / Divorce / Spanx / Weave / What is tofu?
KANSAS: Hoof and Mouth Disease / “How I Met Your Mother” (TV show) / Toupee
KENTUCKY: Black Friday / Bowling / Creed (band) / Demonic Possession / Lyrics to Happy Birthday / New Year’s Resolution / Obama Is the Antichrist (tied with Alabama) / Whores
NEW YORK: Bail Money / Bed Bugs / Bill Maher (comedian) / Darwinism / Fur Coats / George Michael (singer) / Hangover Remedy / Marrying Cousin / Propecia / Sniffing Glue
TEXAS: Are dinosaurs real? / Are zombies real? / The Bill of Rights / Boogers / Calf Implants / Can dogs talk? / Chupacrabra / Curves International (company) / Do I have herpes? / Does beer make you fat? / Government Mind Control / How to cook meth? / How to sell your soul to the Devil? / Justin Bieber (singer) / Krunk / Meth Recipes / Porn / Purple Drank / Rodeo / Snake Bites / Tacos
WEST VIRGINIA: Anarchy / Belly Button Piercing / Cat Videos / Conspiracy Theories / Ferrets / Ghosts / How to make moonshine? / Infected Piercing / Meat Loaf Recipe / Methadone / Nancy Grace / Scabies / Second Amendment / Steroids / Vampires / Who let the dogs out?
(H/t VA Viper)
“Safety is our number one priority.”
So, we tried it. At first we failed, because we used an American can, which is no doubt much sturdier than the crappy tin used in the video. After finding a Russian can of tuna, we had better results. The can exploded sending tuna everywhere, and we spent hours in the emergency room afterwards getting a couple of fingers stitched back on, but we were successful, and our cat is now happy that he will survive the zombie apocalypse.
(Disclaimer: You don’t really think we would be stupid enough to try this, do you?)
The reply this advice columnist gives to a whiny, self-pitying monster is worth its weight in gold.
(H/t: Independent Journal Review)